Spooky season 2026 πŸ‘»

get ready for an hour of pure evil 😈

Spooky Season looks a little different this year. I’m offering a limited number of special one-time training sessions (just 10!) across the month of October to bring you a maximum dose of physical challenge and the most evil exercises in my repertoire πŸ˜‡ Nothing beyond your capabilities, and nothing injurious β€” just enough challenge to show you your weak points and motivate you to keep growing.

Check the fine print in the calendar signup below πŸ‘‡ You can sign up solo (if you dare) or bring a friend along to challenge each other.

Because the scariest thing is the time we’re living through, 20% of all proceeds from these sessions will go to Rogers Park Food Not Bombs this month. A tough challenge and a gesture toward a good cause. Not in Chicago? You can contribute directly here.

Book your spot