Spooky season 2026 👻
get ready for an hour of pure evil 😈
Spooky Season looks a little different this year. I’m offering a limited number of special one-time training sessions (just 15!) across the month of October to bring you a maximum dose of physical challenge and the most evil exercises in my repertoire 😇 Nothing beyond your capabilities, and nothing injurious — just enough challenge to show you your weak points and motivate you to keep growing.
Check the fine print in the calendar signup below 👇 You can sign up solo (if you dare) or bring a friend along to challenge each other.
Because the scariest thing is the time we’re living through, 20% of all proceeds from these sessions will go to Rogers Park Food Not Bombs this month. A tough challenge and a gesture toward a good cause. Not in Chicago? You can contribute directly here.